NOTICE OF EVICTION
Tenant,
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED of the termination of the lease of the premises of my womb, situated in the City of Austin and County of Travis, State of Texas, together with all organs, shared blood supplies, buildings, sheds, garages and other structures used in connection with said premises.
YOUR LEASE OF SAID PREMISES WILL BE TERMINATED ONE DAY AFTER SERVICE OF THIS NOTICE.
Dated this 30th day of August 2009.
Signed,
Landlord